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So, when the lights in my “Big Lemon” capsule failed to turn on, I did what any gaijin would do, and hammered on every strangely labeled button on the capsule’s control panel.

Including the big red one.

Hours later, after the day’s shenanigans, we crawl back into our capsules, and I ask Reynolds about the button.

“Hey Reynolds, how did I turn this button off.”

“Wait… You pushed that?”

“Yeah, is that a bad thing?”

“Well, I guess you’re going to have a good night. That’s the porn button”

Yep, 300¥ for blurry porno. Awesome.